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Mission 03

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~Mission 03~

Jinx whooped loudly as she brought over some high-grade for Steetburst and herself, Psywave and Typhon talking amongst themselves on the couch. A few minutes later, BeeSweet joined the mech and femme at the bar but declined the Energon offered to her. It had been a long night to say the very least, and after all that the small group of 'Cons had been through it felt absolutely great to be able to sit down and relax around a cube of Energon. The room in which they were in was relatively quiet as the allies drank and talked (and snuggled on the couch doing... things inappropriate for sparklings) while Wreckage was on fire for whatever reason and had run into a wall recently. Besides that, and Jinx gathering blackmail material about Psy and Ty on Bee's camera (not knowing that Steelburst had one as well), that was all the mayhem at that moment. About ten minutes into the disorder and Jinx finally (albeit unashamedly) realized that while was still coherent in a sense, high-grade was not her friend and it was going to suck tail pipe to be her in the morning.

Pit, at least she was having fun. There was going to be one MAJOR helm ache going around the Decepticon Headquarters when Screamer saw the damages done to the roof (if he saw the damages to the roof, it would be a smart idea to get that fixed quickly), and Jinx swore to Primus that she was going to enjoy the time she had before that happened.

"S-so... my commander intercepted a 'Bot signal the other day." The black and blue femme hiccupped into her cube. Steelburst and Bee, the only ones in the room probably paying any attention perked up in curiosity. "Never gonna guess what it was..."

The large mech cocked one of his optics. "What was it?"

"The terrible twins started something that not even the P-prime could take care of." Jinx snickered at the anticipating expressions of her audience. Even within the Decepticon ranks, the Autobot twins were well known if not for their ruthlessness in battle and their deep concern for one another, then the notoriousness of their pranks.

"Primus, what now," BeeSweet groaned a bit. "I remember working with those guys on a bounty once... they weren't so bad though..."

Jinx managed to compose herself even while over-energized from the high-grade. "Well, apparently there was this joke going around the base that Sunstreaker had called Prowl 'Anal'," she snorted into her hand a little at the very thought of going into the subject further. "So-so then, they started adding 'Anal' to the front of other 'Bot names, yeah?"

"You mean..." The mech beside her grinned uncontrollably.

"Like..." Jinx paused for effect before blurting out one of the names that caused Soundwave to go so quiet at that time (and Frenzy and Rumble to have hysteric fits on the floor of the communications room), "ANAL BLASTER!"

Steelburst guffawed behind his cube while Bee whacked Jinx over the helm. After a moment he smirked at the other two 'Cons accompanying him. "Anal... Prime."

"Oh boy..."

"YES!" Throwing her arms in the air, Jinx giggled mirthlessly as she continued. "Aaand then I got to thinking how much WORSE 'Con names w-would sound with it..." She grinned evilly before shouting out, "ANAL SCREAMER!" Causing Steelburst to crack up with loud, unruly laughter with BeeSweet watching them as what could only be described as apprehension to be in the same room as two over-energized Decepticons making sexual jokes, never mind the two on the couch-

Huh, wonder where they went off to?

"ANAL RAVAGE!"

More laughter.

"ANAL FRENZY~!"

The hysterics went to a greater pitch this time; that had to be hard on the vocals.

"Oooh, oooh! I got-I got a really good one!"

"Whut?"

"ANAL DEMOLISHER!" Steelburst bawled into the bar as Jinx fell off the bar stool onto the floor, Energon leaking out of their optics from laughing so hard. Bee sighed.

"You know, if Min wasn't working right now, I believe she'd hit you with one of those wrenches she always has." BeeSweet stated. Smirking unabashedly, the mech pushed himself up onto his elbow joints to look at the yellow femme.

"We're very over-energized on high-grade-"

"VERY!" Jinx's unusually high-pitched voice shouted behind him.

"-so I think we might have a good excuse for acting so... so..."

"Unprofessional?" Bee finished for him.

The cameo mech grinned cockily, "Yes." Jinx, finally dragging herself off of the floor, sat herself back onto her stool and gave Steelburst the most serious face that she could muster at that point in time.

"Alright Steely," she poked the larger 'Con in the forearm, "Now you do one." He stopped, rubbing his chin-plate with his hands in deep thought. Then after a few kliks, the mech sneered lewdly and stared pointedly at BeeSweet.

"Anal... Bee." That was all it took to get Jinx falling off the stool again, and Bee to facepalm exasperatedly. The night was only beginning, but it didn't seem like it was going to end anytime soon.

"HAHAHAHA! What about - ANAL SHOCKWAVE!"

"BWAHAHAHAHA!!"
Jinx's second mission for the club :icondecepticons-club: . The last one that I NEED to catch up on will be up shortly so I don't disappoint my superiors. X3 I apologize if I got anycon's personality wrong! >< Please don't hurt me.

Jinx belongs to :iconkazumikuwabara:

Steelburst and Wreckage belong to :iconvertigojockey:

BeeSweet belongs to :iconblackraid:

Psywave belongs to :iconfourth-goddess:

Typhon belongs to :iconnightshade43:

Min belongs to :iconmiin-miin:

Original idea for the 'Anal' joke COMPLETELY belongs to :iconbatchix: She RULES and gets all the credit for the jokes made here!! You can see the comic here [link] so make sure you give her awesome comments!
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XD So that's where the joke came from! XD thanks for mentioning my character...oh and only in rp land Psy and Ty are together. In the Club, meh, they were drunk or something! xD